Hue are you?
With my pre-baby body blissfully within reach, I am loving all these Mad Men getups. Body conscious dresses and high waisted skirts in wonderfully tactile fabrics. Professional in the front, splah-DOW from behind. It’s fabulous. But what’s really got my tweeds in a twitter is what’s underneath.
I love me some Spanx – believe that – I reach for them on the regular. But I am on this underwear overhaul so I’ve got a few quarrels with them. For one, I’m underwhelmed with the beige-black-blah color offerings. And any attempts to look Elizabeth-Taylor-“Cat-on-a-Hot-Tin-Roof” evaporate upon sight of myself encased in that bandage bondage. Poof!
Enter Sliminizers. A friend turned me onto this collection of shapewear. LOVE this. I pulled some pieces for a makeover segment and have been rocking them ever since.
Most importantly about Sliminizers, they do their job and they do it discreetly. (Not a combination you find often in this life.) I slid them on and was instantly slimmed and smoothed, not stuffed and suffocated. The fabric is lightweight, buttery soft and the pieces stayed put. No inching north to my rib cage (thereby creating a bulge over the one I’m trying to hide in the first freaking place. WTF?!?)
But the line’s true genius is its fantastic color selection: TEN beautiful colors, ranging from Majorca Buff to Espress Brown, that really do mimic and flatter your skin tone. Imagine that: you can be in the nude even when you’re not in the nude. Gives all new meaning to made in the shade, now doesn’t it?
Check them out at www.sliminizer.com. Prices start at $14.
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